Welcome to Maryland

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POLL RESULTS!:
What is the banker typing?

• His latest Tweet on Twitter. (24%)
  
• Updates to his Facebook profile. (28%)
  
• An email to his mother. (32%)
  
• His letter of resignation. (16%)
  

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WHY MARYLAND?!

Jeff and Celeste talk about the housing market....

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POLL RESULTS!:
What job was Zombie overqualified for?

• Artist. (17%)
• Receptionist. (29%)
• Brand mascot. (41%)
• Janitor. (11%)
  
  

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What is the banker typing?

Genre Squad: Overqualified

Next time on Genre Squad...a new, more reader-friendly layout! (Finally!)

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POLL RESULTS!:
What should be Beatrice's weapon of choice?

• Axe. (10%)
• Shotgun. (10%)
• Piano wire. (60%)
• Rocket launcher. (20%)
  
  

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What job was Zombie overqualified for?

Meet Beatrice.

4-year-old Beatrice is on a self-proclaimed mission from God to rid the Earth of all annoying people. As an amazingly effective and devout serial killer, she’s doing her job quite nicely—a little too nicely, in fact. Though the Devil is thrilled with her fine work, Hell is at maximum occupancy and soon he is forced to combine forces with God to end Beatrice’s reign of terror. Can these two ultimate powers end the righteous, mass-murdering pre-schooler? Heaven knows, it’s going to be a hell of a time….

BEATRICE: A web-comic.

Updated on the 2^nd Monday of every month.

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POLL RESULTS!:
What are you: men or mice?!

• I'm a man! (11%)
• I'm a mouse! ...Wait. (11%)
• ...I'm a woman. Why isn't being a woman an option, huh? (33%)
• I am a robot. (44%)
  
  

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What should be Beatrice's weapon of choice?

Genre Squad: Gambling With Our Futures

In some Genre Squad related news, we are pleased to announce that a more reader-friendly format will be adopted for the series as soon as these posts catch up to what we have already finished. And on that note, we are also delighted to inform that Genre Squad will now be updated on a bi-weekly basis!

Thanks for all of the feedback that made the transition possible. You're a real pal!

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POLL RESULTS!:
What other fairy tale characters would you like to see in "RED"?

• Hansel and Gretel. (40%)
  
• The Old Woman who Lived in a Shoe. (20%)
  
• Peter and the Wolf. (20%)
  
• The 3 Billy Goats Gruff. (20%)
  

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What are you: men or mice?!