Jeff-man and Celeste-ra.

And by Jeff-and-Celeste-brand-editorial, we meant another copyright-infringing advertisement.... But come back for next week's thrilling conclusion to GENRE SQUAD: An Unannounced Visit!

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POLL RESULTS!:
This place a mess! When last time you clean?

• Umm...what's that over there?! *Run away!* (36%)
• Last weekend, I swear! (15%)
• I'm waiting for the maid to show up. ...And until I can afford a maid. (21%)
• Let's be honest: possibly never. (27%)
  
  

Be sure to vote in this week's poll!:
...Jeff-man and Celeste-ra?

Genre Squad: An Unnanounced Visit (Part 2)

Tune in for the thrilling conclusion of GENRE SQUAD: An Unannounced Visit on Monday, May 4! Prepare for another hilarious Jeff-and-Celeste-brand editorial next week! And here: Have a bonus picture! Exclamation points!!!



And remember that we always appreciate feedback. Feel free to leave comments or join our Facebook group.

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POLL RESULTS!:
Where does Beatrice keep her arsenal?

• In her toy box. (16%)
• In her stuffed rabbit. (51%)
• In her playhouse, in the backyard. (13%)
• With her parents' arsenal, in the hallway closet. (18%)
  
  

Be sure to vote in this week's poll!:
This place a mess! When last time you clean?

Beatrice; week 1.

BOOM! Archived!

If you want to see how it all began, you'll have to order BEATRICE Volume One!

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POLL RESULTS!:
How did Pirate lose his hand?

• In an epic high-seas battle. (11%)
• He sold it on the black market to make that month's rent. (46%)
• Loan sharks. (34%)
• Sharks. (7%)
  
  

Be sure to vote in this week's poll!:
Where does Beatrice keep her arsenal?

Genre Squad: An Unnanounced Visit (Part 1)

It's the first Monday of the month. And that means it's time for...


So that's the new layout we've been working on; hopefully it's easier to read now. Let us know what you think!

(Part 2) will be up in 2 weeks, as per usual. Be sure to tune in next week for the premiere of Beatrice!

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POLL RESULTS!:
WHY MARYLAND?!

• It's the only state to not allow room in the budget for sign-updating. (7%)
• We're jealous that Mary has her own land.... (15%)
• Because they're renown for meeting quotas. (13%)
• THIS SIGN ACTUALLY EXISTS! (63%)
  
  

Be sure to vote in this week's poll!:
How did Pirate lose his hand?