"Spreading your wings...?"

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POLL RESULTS!:
Who's your favorite character from G.I. Joe?

• Duke. (6%)
• Snake Eyes. (31%)
• Cobra Commander. (47%)
• Storm Shadow. (16%)
  
  

Be sure to vote in this week's poll!:
Why did the baby bird call Child Protective Services?

Jeff and Celeste take on "G.I. Joe". And win.

Destro and the Baroness? More like Jeff-stro and the Celeste!


...Admittedly our Cobra names need some work.

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POLL RESULTS!:
Who's your favorite member of the Genre Squad?

• Pirate. (34%)
• Ninja. (26%)
• Robot. (20%)
• Zombie. (20%)
  
  

Be sure to vote in this week's poll!:
Who's your favorite character from G.I. Joe?

Genre Squad: Booty Call (Part 2!)

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POLL RESULTS!:
What offender should Beatrice target next?

• People who cut in line. (20%)
• People who don't clean up after their dogs. (26%)
• Jaywalkers. (16%)
• Telemarketers. (38%)
  
  

Be sure to vote in this week's poll!:
Who's your favorite member of the Genre Squad?

Beatrice; week 4.

BOOM! Archived!

If you want to see how it all began, you'll have to order BEATRICE Volume One!

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POLL RESULTS!:
What card game is the Genre Squad playing this week?

• Solitaire. (41%)
• Canasta. (11%)
• Bridge. (27%)
• Pinochle. (19%)
  
  

Be sure to vote in this week's poll!:
What offense should Beatrice target next?

Genre Squad: Booty Call (Part 1!)

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POLL RESULTS!:
What's your favorite Harry Potter incarnation?

• Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (34%)
• Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (16%)
• Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (36%)
• Wizard People; Dear Reader (14%)
  
  

Be sure to vote in this week's poll!:
What card game is the Genre Squad playing this week?

Jeff and Celeste, and the Half-Blood Prince.

Welcome to miscellaneous week! The week when we take a break from our series to present you with another copyright-infringing picture:


And as an added bonus, we offer you this desktop version. Set it as your background and rejoice; all the cool kids are doing it!


(And by cool kids, I mean...us.)

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POLL RESULTS!:
How much experience do YOU have?!

• 5+ years of experience. (16%)
• 2 years of experience. (13%)
• 5 years of training. (17%)
• Plenty. (54%)
  
  

Be sure to vote in this week's poll!:
What's your favorite Harry Potter incarnation?

Genre Squad: Quite an Experience

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POLL RESULTS!:
How did Beatrice get her arsenal?

• As birthday gifts. (17%)
• Off the streets. (9%)
• From her parents' personal collection. (16%)
• On the internet. (58%)
  
  

Be sure to vote in this week's poll!:
How much experience do YOU have?!

Beatrice; week 3.

BOOM! Archived!

If you want to see how it all began, you'll have to order BEATRICE Volume One!

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POLL RESULTS!:
How do YOU put out fires?

• Stop, drop, and roll! (19%)
• Rescue, alarm, contain, and extinguish! (17%)
• By calling the fire department.... (19%)
• Run around in tiny circles, while flailing and screaming. (45%)
  
  

Be sure to vote in this week's poll!:
How did Beatrice get her arsenal?

Genre Squad: Do-It-Yourself Self-Repair

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POLL RESULTS!:
What should be the name of the sequel to 'Dictionary: The Movie'?

• Wrath of the Thesaurus. (53%)
• Spell-Check Out. (10%)
• Dictionary 2: The Zebra's Revenge. (14%)
• Encyclopedium. (23%)
  
  

Be sure to vote in this week's poll!:
How do YOU put out fires?

Summer Blockbuster!

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POLL RESULTS!:
Who is the most bad-ass?

• Jack. (9%)
• Chloe. (11%)
• Jeff. (35%)
• Celeste. (42%)

Be sure to vote in this week's poll!:
What should be the name of the sequel to 'Dictionary: The Movie'?